A Soap For Mom Brain | Funny Soap

Phone in the fridge again.

I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.

Soggy Cheerios Scented

Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Made in United States

Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.