A Soap For Mom Brain | Funny Soap

Phone in the fridge again.

I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.

Soggy Cheerios Scented

Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Made in United States

Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.

Please note, we do not cold ship and are not responsible if item(s) soften or melt in transit during the summer/hot weather months.