A Soap For the Trophy Husband | Funny Soap

Sup.

See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a week but I'm telling you, my wife pays all the bills. She's the breadwinner around here and I'm a-ok with that. You got something to say about it? Too bad. And get back to work, corporate slave. Your break is over.

Tricked-Out Porsche (New Car) Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Made in United States

Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.

Please note, we do not cold ship and are not responsible if item(s) soften or melt in transit during the summer/hot weather months.